My First Plastoman

"Cristiano Ronaldo, you may be a c***,

But in those little shorts you've sure got some front."

He's the first one I did, and he's now rock hard, thus disproving the maker of Plasticine's claim that it never sets.

My Self-Motivational Me

Frank

This is my poem for MCR's Frankie,

My favourite bubble of hyperactivity.

You may be quite a bit shorter than I am,

But Frank-ly my dear, I don't give a damn.